Well, Samantha's gone and done it. Gotten hitched. We never thought it would happen, partly out of our jealousy and extreme possessiveness. Now it's their wedding night after the chaos of the day in My Big Plump Wedding.
Her new husband has a confession to make to Sam.
"I've always had a fantasy that I wanted to act out on my wedding night," he tells Sam.
"Okay...what is it?" she asks.
"I always dreamt of giving my new wife a spanking in our honeymoon suite."
"Really?" she replies. "Because I would love for you to do that to me!"
And you thought it was something really crazy, didn't you?